Ever seen a wizard frog mid-existential crisis? Now you have. Introducing Where the Hex is My Lighter?—a spellbinding t-shirt that features our mystified amphibian hero perched on a lilypad, hand in boot, fumbling for his enchanted firestick. Cloaked in arcane drip and rocking a wizard hat slightly askew, this frog is one puff away from unraveling the secrets of the universe... if only he could find that damn lighter.
This shirt is conjured from ultra-soft, ethically sourced, pre-shrunk 100% US cotton, with seamless sides and double-needle stitching for durability even a potion explosion couldn’t ruin. Whether you’re a stoner sorcerer, a frog fan, or just into weirdly specific t-shirt art (respect), this one’s for you.
Perfect for: 🐸 Pondside potion sessions 🔥 Friends who never have their own lighter 🌫️ People who just get it
🧵 Product Features:
Sizes S to 4XL for magical fits
Seamless tubular knit, no side seams
Durable double-needle stitching
Garment-dyed 100% US cotton – soft and long-lasting
