Ever ponder life's big questions while staring at a slice of watermelon? This concerned frog has—and he's not buying the official narrative.
Inspired by that classic Far Side flavor of absurdity, this t-shirt features a wide-eyed amphibian contemplating a watermelon wedge ominously inscribed with the words: “Taxation is theft.” Is it fruit? Is it fact? Is the frog okay?
Perfect for libertarians, anarchists, meme lords, watermelon enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys satirical existentialism in amphibious form.
Unisex fit for all freedom-loving forms
Printed on super soft, high-quality fabric
Ideal for picnics, protests, or pondering the IRS
Wear it. Question everything. Even produce.
Product features
Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
Durable construction with double-needle stitching on all seams.
Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a cleaner look.
Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and vibrant colors.
Ethically made with 100% US cotton for ultimate comfort.
