For the thinkers. The skeptics. The ones who ask why when everyone else just scrolls.
This double-sided tee speaks volumes without shouting. On the front: a jet slicing through the sky, trailing a plume of ominous green gas, paired with the bold phrase “You Can’t Contrail a Conman.” It’s a play on words and a jab at illusion—where vapor turns into questions and sky-writing becomes subtext.
Flip it around and you’ll find the phrase “Question Everything” quietly printed on the back—a whispered dare to the observer, a call to curiosity. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a slow-burn conversation starter, woven in 100% ethically sourced, garment-dyed cotton for a lived-in feel that’s anything but manufactured.
Perfect for street philosophers, cloud watchers, and people who don’t take “because we said so” as an answer.
Features:
100% US cotton, garment-dyed and pre-shrunk
Seamless tubular knit for a smooth fit
Double-needle stitching for long wear
Printed front & back design
Ethically made, soft and breathable
Available in sizes S–4XL
👕 Front: “You Can’t Contrail a Conman” + Plane with green gas trail 👀 Back: “Question Everything”
